Lady Ostrich is as English as it gets.
Her mind is secret and dirty as a… as a…
well anyways, she is the one to ask for advice concerning just about anything.
Intercourse, for examble. Co-pu-lation.
(Difficult to say, the S-word.)
Until now Lady Ostrich and I improvise.
Maybe we’ll go to Edinburgh one day. (see Pee Paper Pizza for past experiences!)
We will see.